Georgios Michaels of Highgate began his community service for being naughty yesterday, at a homeless shelter.
The G was given 100 hours of community service for driving whilst having a cocktail of drugs – including GHB and cannabis – in his system, which is surely a matter for the police. He was also banned from driving for two earth years.
‘I’m just like everyone else,’ quoth the multi-millionaire G. ‘If you do something stupid, you have to pay the price. I’ve been doing some gardening and really enjoyed it.
‘I’ll do whatever they want me to do. I don’t want any special treatment,’ continued George before jumping
on the No. 271 into his chauffer-driven car homeward bound.