Javine, the lady person who was being bopped in the booboo by Harvey behind his wife’s (Alesha Dixon off-of Mis-Teeq’s) back, is pregnant. With a child. Inneresting…

Which one's the mother?

Erm, what else. So yeah, Javine’s pregnant with the spawn du Harvey and we imagine they’re happy and they’ve put the whole cheating thing behind them etcetera.

This is what MC Harvey had to say on the matter:

‘I know she’s (Alesha’s) been told. I’m sure she’ll move on and have kids with someone who will make her very happy, but I don’t know how she’s taken it.

‘No doubt people will say this is yet another blow to Alesha, but it’s been a year now. You have to move on.

‘I believe that Javine and me were meant to meet and have children. Our destiny was mapped out.’

Oh good.

And this is what Javine had to say on the matter:

‘People can call me any name they like and I really don’t care. At first it was hard being accused of being the other woman, but I’m so over it now.’

Accused of being the other woman? You were the other woman!

These people told us this.

Wasn’t that a fun story, pop-pickers. Now let’s look at a picture of a random bloke in a state of undress:

Honey, just move that right leg a little to the... that's better.

 

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One comment to “Javine, the lady person who was being bopped in the booboo by Harvey behind his wife’s (Alesha Dixon off-of Mis-Teeq’s) back, is pregnant. With a child. Inneresting…”

  1. This dirty pair! Vile. Why do all these retarded pop stars get married and have babies so quickly? Nasty pieces of work the pair of them. And I read an interview with Harvey where he came over as quite homophobic so they obviously deserve each other.

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