Can anyone tell us what the hell is going on here?

Saucy!

Is it a film? Is it a piss-take? And if it is a piss-take how did they get Benicio Del Toro, Courtney Love and Gore Vidal to take part?

First the history bit.

Back, ooh, a long time ago, Gore Vidal – famous gay smarty pants – wrote a film based on the Roman Emperor Caligula. They called it Caligula. Unbeknownst to the film-makers, when the proper actors – Helen Mirren, Maclolm McDowell etc – went home at night, out came hard-core porn actors to make ‘extra scenes’. When the film finally came out, those ‘extra scenes’ had actually been edited in.

Cue total meltdown. Everyone took their name off it and it was (don’t tell anyone) really filthily great. Well, now comes this bizarre ‘trailer’, with real proper actors and everything, which seems to be a re-launch of the film with new bits.

Or is it? Who can say? Give us your ideas but, steady how you go, it’s quite rude. Watch it after the jump…

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7 comments to “Can anyone tell us what the hell is going on here?”

  1. Oh I love those golden cocks, but Courtney Love looks like pig sick

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  2. Has anyone seen Caligula? It’s so horny. There’s a bit where these two girls are just licking this guy until the stuff flows from his thing without even anyone touching it… sooooo filthy.

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  3. 99 per cent of these people obviously trained in South American soap operas … and what’s with ‘first ever lesbian screen kiss’ … fucking bizarre.

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  4. It’s a short film from 2005/2006 that’s put together like a trailer. It’s supposed to be art. See imdb.com. There is no real movie remake, there’s nothing more than that.

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  5. I find it all rather hil-ARIOUS.
    Thanks.

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  6. WHHHHAAAAATTTTT!!! Since WHEN was Rome ruled by an EMPERESS!!! Tiberius was a MAN…albeit a totally sick and deprived one, but what the F**K is going on here! Sorry, ladies, but NO woman EVER ruled Rome (except between the sheets of the emperor’s bed!) Helen Mirren, you are one money-grabbing BITCH to take on such a ludicriously inaccurate role! And who wants to look at all those ugly OLD witches! Thank god for the beautiful guys and their cocks! Still, I won’t be watching this NONSENSE unless I find it in the bargain bin at ASDA…and I suspect it will end up there within days of its release! The original is fantastic….Malcolm McDowell is so HORNY as Caligula…and at least there is a great deal of historical accuracy in it. However, even better is the BBC’s “I, Claudius”, both for historical accuracy and brilliant acting! John Hurt as Caligula is frighteningly good, and Derek Jacobi as Claudius is unsurpassable!

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  7. Oh, and in case I wasn’t clear, this film looks like a pile of SHITE! Gore Vidal, you should be ashamed of yourself! And no, I have NOT been eagerly awaiting ANY lesbian kiss! Sorry!!

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