Jack Nicholson in dodgy saliva glands shock!


Jack Nicholson’s got funny saliva glands.

In that they don’t produce saliva.


Thus-therefore-because of this, he has to drink loads of water in order to swallow food.

‘Jack’s saliva glands stopped working, so he hes to continually drink water to swallow anything,’ a stunned pal told an even more stunned New York Daily News.

*gets a dry, tickly feeling inside of mouth; reaches for glass of water; finds bottle of vodka instead; does the trick nicely, thanks*

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One comment to “Jack Nicholson in dodgy saliva glands shock!”

  1. Ew, the thought of him having any bodily fluids at all makes me heave

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