See this man above? It’s that vaguely cute one who sings songs for Macaroon 5. Anyways, he was bopping Maria Sharapova a while back, and now he says she was a bad lov-errrrrrrrrrr. ‘Cause she refused to move or moan slash groan during front and/or back bottom sexness. Here’s the quote:
‘She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it “ruined her concentration”. It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil [an antidepressant] for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.’
*makes a note of that*
He told Russian magazine Exile all that. Hello Exile.