Note to self: When shagging Adam Levine off-of Maroon 5, make a lot of noise.

Adam of Levine.

Hello.

See this man above? It’s that vaguely cute one who sings songs for Macaroon 5. Anyways, he was bopping Maria Sharapova a while back, and now he says she was a bad lov-errrrrrrrrrr. ‘Cause she refused to move or moan slash groan during front and/or back bottom sexness. Here’s the quote:

‘She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it “ruined her concentration”. It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil [an antidepressant] for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.’

*makes a note of that*

He told Russian magazine Exile all that. Hello Exile.

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10 comments to “Note to self: When shagging Adam Levine off-of Maroon 5, make a lot of noise.”

  1. How rude.

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  2. The fact that he would reveal such details says a lot more about him that it does her. He is obviosuly an idiot and I’m not interested in anything he has to say, which probably isn’t even true.

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  3. My friend interviewed him quite recently and said he was a rude cunt. So this frankly rude outburst doesn’t surprise me in the least.

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  4. And he’s really not even that hot either

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  5. How rude! I personally prefer it if people keep a freaking lid on it during the act. It always sounds so phoney when they make a bunch of histrionics.

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  6. I would grunt and paw the floor like a beast.

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  7. Why was he porking a woman then?

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  8. Isn’t he supposed to be a gay? Allegedly.

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  9. Maybe it was a drag queen he was boinking.

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  10. Maybe he’s just small? He is quite good-looking in that indie-boy type way, but does seem like a bit of a cunt.

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