Like, OMG. Like, so-totally-O. MG. Like, awwwwww-some. Like, O. M. G.
So la Hilt is ‘parently in talks to appear in the next Celeb BB. ‘Citing, isn’t it.
She’s been offered 3 million English pounds to star in the forthcoming series.
Oh no sorry, typo. Three-hundred thousand. Also in pound sterling.
‘Cause the P is just desperate to raise her profile in London’s glittering UK and thinks this’ll do the job.
‘We told Paris, “Name your price”‘ a BB type told The Sun.
‘We’re in firm talks, and it would be a fantastic coup to get her.’
Someone else said this:
‘She wants people to see that she’s not a bimbo or a wildchild. She’s actually smart and funny, with lots of interesting things to say.’
We’ll be the judge of that, etc.