And for her next trick, Kerry off-of Iceland ads…

What you gurning for?

Kerry Katona – surely one of our most talented starlets – is forking out 115,000 English pounds on a new car.

‘Twill be a Lamborghini Gallardo (us either), and is a wee treat to her very self to help the same self get over all that drugs business and stress and the custody battle with the lumpen one off-of Westlife and the fact that she’s a trout.

‘It’s an incredible machine,’ she told ‘friends’.

*makes phone call to resident motor expert, who’s not actually on the premises*

Resident motor expert says the following: ‘It’s the smallest Lamborghini, considered to be cooler that a Ferrari ’cause it’s not as common. Put it this way, Lamborghini used to be considered a cooler brand than Ferrari despite Rod Stewart being a customer, however now we hear Kerry Katona’s getting one… *resident motor experts sighs* Shame – it’s a very pretty car and less footballery that most other supercars, and a Lamborghini was in the opening sequence of the original Italian Job. You sure Kerry Katona’s getting one? *resident motor expert sighs some more*’

There now follows an artist’s impression of what Kerry Katona’s car ought to look like:

Innit fast!

The end.


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2 comments to “And for her next trick, Kerry off-of Iceland ads…”

  1. What a stupid cow.

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  2. I thnk I’ve been in that car.

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