Dirty Pete Doherty reaches new depths of dirty skankness, the dirty skank.

Dirty Skank TM

This is Pete Doherty. Eugh. He is a dirty skank. Baaah. In fact, he is Dirty Skank TM *is sick*. Anyways, we digress. Dirty Skank has a kitten, and this kitten has had to be removed from Dirty Skank’s custodianship because IT ATE COCAINE.

The newborn kitty-witty was rushed to the vets after falling ill, reports the Daily Star, at which point ickle kitty-witty was found to be, well, wired off its tits.

It is now, quite rightly, a matter for the police.

*neeee naaaw neeee naaaw neee naaaaw*

A spokesperson for the RSPCA did sayeth the following:

‘It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had his kitten removed. But is is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.’

What a dirty skank, pop-pickers. Not the cat. It probably thought it was Whiskas. Only slightly drier.

 

 

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8 comments to “Dirty Pete Doherty reaches new depths of dirty skankness, the dirty skank.”

  1. This person needs putting down. What a vile thing he is.
    *washes hands*

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  2. Can’t you arrange for him to be beheaded Betty?

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  3. Wouldn’t it be funny if they never put him in jail for the drugs but banged him right up for the kitty.

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  4. I’m looking into it…

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  5. I love this story. Hopefully the cat will die.

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  6. Consuela, do you have cat issues we should hear about?

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  7. Yes. I don’t like cats.

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  8. Oh.

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