Fag Hag Diary

Wednesday

Robbie Williams’s new girlfriend? Fag Hag will be the judge of that/her.

I'll be the judge of that, thank you. 

Roberta Williams has – according to a lady who was working in a chip shop he once nearly walked past had he not been in his air conditioned limo – gone and got himself a lovely new lady friend to rub front bottoms up against.

The lady in question is called Clare Staples and I for one think Roberta may have finally found his perfect match.

Okay, so her famouses family tree is a bit shameful – she is sister of Zodiac off-of Gladiators. And she did date Paul if-hypnosis-really-changes-your-life-how-come-you’re-bald-and-terminally-single McKenna for a bit. And Sol the one who plays for Arsenal and definitely prefers ladies to men.

But you know why I think this one might be a keeper for the old butter fingers of relationships? Because despite having apparently been dating her for almost six months, for once he’s keeping his head down and his mouth shut about her.

You see the more famouses flaunt their squeezes and tell the world how they’ve finally met the one, the greater the chance that it’ll all end in tears and someone will find themselves posing in a lace basque in the Sunday People a few years down the line. Or worse, being ‘comforted’ by Ziggy off-of Big Brother…

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4 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. I’m loving the description of the end of an affair as ‘someone will find themselves posing in a lace basque in the Sunday People’. It is SO TRUE! There might also be a very thick tight and an open toed sandal.

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  2. I’m wearing a lace basque as we speak.

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  3. I quite fancy Paul McKenna, for some reason. I don’t think it’s hypnosis, just my odd taste.

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  4. Consuela. Will you go and wash your mouth out. And while you’re there wash everything else out.

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