Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Is it some trout with a face that looks like someone’s shat on it?
Why yes, it’s at least two of the above, pop-pickers! It’s none other than Chantelle of pointless slash Preston Whatsit fame, coming out of Funky Buddha nightclub in London’s glittering just-off-Piccadilly t’other day. Hurrah!
*forms fist with right hand*