Vernon ‘I’m from Bolton, I am’ Kay is poised to sign a £2million deal with ITV1 to host his own afternoon chat show.
*puts gun to head; pulls trigger; has to get someone else to finish of this tale of woe*
The new show is set to air at 5 of the pm on weekdays, and will rival Paul O’Grady’s show on t’other side. The fourth one.
Vernon himself came up with the idea, ‘parently. Bet he fucking did. It’s expected to be a revolutionary mix of chat, comedy, music and desperation.
Dirty Vernon Kay already
murders presents Family Fortunes and Gameshow Marathon.
Professional Northerner Vernon ‘Isn’t that right, ladies and gentlemen!’ Kay and his dirty Northern hair are, apparently, Northern. But don’t let that blur your judgement. He really is shit.
If you enjoy Vernon Kay, you may also enjoy the following presenters:
– Kate Thornton
– Ant ‘n’ Dec
– Cat Deeley
– Tess Daly
– Patrick Kielty
– Jenny Falconer
– Ben Shepherd
– Michael Underwood
– Any of the GMTV ‘Entertainment’ lot in fact
– Myleene Klass
– and c) and d)