Kum quat?

‘I think she’ll have raised a few glasses of champagne over the last ten years. She’ll have had a few giggles up there with my mum, Mother Teresa, and other friends who’ve passed away.’

Paul Burrell, Princess Di’s pest slave butler thing, on what he thinks Diana’s been up to the last umpteen years.
Think you missed out the Easter Bunny from that AAA-list line-up, Paul.

*PB returns to licking his window. Yum*

I loved her, I did. I was her rock. Her rock, I tell you. HER FUCKING ROCK!
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4 comments to “Kum quat?”

  1. To be fair to him, he probably said this because a stupid journalist probably asked ‘what do you fink Di is doing in heaven?’

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  2. Is Paul Burrell a spaz?

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  3. I happen to know Burrell sees dead people. True.

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  4. That’s surprisingly sympathetic of you Consuela!

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