Baby number four for Beckhams?

Er, no.

The Beckhams, who you may have heard of, are planning on having another baby. Isn’t that exciting, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen.

*passes out*

According to she-Beckham’s flangalina, insemination is planned for next year, after that Spices tour etc. blah.

VicsRub is just DESPERATE for a girl to add to her offspring, Pikey Child #1, Pikey Child #2 and Pikey Child #3 Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, you see. 

‘We’d like to have another – maybe next year. He or she might be lucky enough to have dual nationality.’

S’nice.

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5 comments to “Baby number four for Beckhams?”

  1. I hope she has another boy and then another and then another and so on until there’s 30 of them. Tee hee.

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  2. Remember when women used to regularly die in childbirth? Ah, the good old days.

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  3. We can but dream, Boy.

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  4. Can you imagine how fucked up any girl of hers would end? It would be Nicole Richie by the age of five, Paris by 7, Lohan by 9 and full-scale Winehouse by 11.

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  5. now the fuss has died down about her leaving my country, she had to come up with something to get her back in the papers!

    Thank fuck she’s gone!

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