Dirty Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise and his
beard wife Katie Holmes sleep in seperate beds. ‘Parently.
The official story’s ’cause the diminutive freak-show snores.
We’ll be the judge of that.
*puts fingers in ears*
So loud is his snoring, pop-pickers, that not only do the two of them sleep in seperate beds, but in SEPERATE WINGS OF THEIR MANSION!
Here’s us thinking they lived in a shoe…
Now for the quote bit:
‘At first, it was because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do.’
‘Source’ said that.
‘Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement.’
Bet they fucking don’t. Pun absolutely intended.
A representative for Thomas ‘n’ the K denied they sleep in seperate bedrooms, btw. S’true.
Ooh, and while we’re at it, there’s also a handy description of Katie’s bedroom. You know, the one on t’other side of their dolly mansion.
‘Over the course of several months, Katie designed the room of her dreams, a very feminine room painted in pastel colours, with a small carousel and filled with many stuffed animals.’