Who wants to see a random naked man holding a leopard and walking the streets of London’s glittering Hollywood?

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me, etc.!

Oh okay then. Here is the strange random naked man, with his back bottom obscured:

Here is the strange random naked man, with his back bottom not obscured:

Hello.

And in a shock turn up for the books, strange random naked man slash streaker actually looks rather shaggable. Which goes against all the rules that suggest streakers are by default ugly lumpen types. And why, yes, we would. Thanks for asking.

And here are more pics ‘n’ stuff of said strange random naked man, via Defamer on t’interdolly. Thankings.