Amy Wino-house is ‘parently trying for a sprog, a-thinking that it’ll be the answer to all her woes. Of which there are plenty.
The rationale goes something like this:
Amy thinks having to look after a child would force her to calm down.
We have two words to say to that: Britney Spears.
‘Crazy as it seems, Amy reckons she’d be a great mum and Blake would be a wonderful dad,’ that ubiquitous ‘Source’ person tells the Daily Star.
‘She really believes having a baby would help them put all their troubles behind them.
‘I wouldn’t be at all surprised if there’s not* an announcement about a baby before the end of the year.’
* Isn’t that a double-negative?