The above would be Keira Knightley, currently doing the rounds owing to the Venice Film Festival, Atonement, being of a slim nature, and other related matters.
This is what she had to say about those celebrity trouts who regularly drink half a pint of shandy booze then flash their flange areas plural because
they’re desperate slags they’re degenerate pigs.
‘I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people.
‘I’m not saying I don’t do that in private, but I try not to.
‘The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They’re real people proving they’re sluttier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers.’