This is Jon Bon Jovi. He is, whilst mind-bogglingly insipid, rather boppable.
Anyroad, he’s had a wee go at some British famouses, namely David Beckham, Robbie Williams, Pete Doherty and Oasis. Nothing to worry oneself over, but we thought you should hear them all the same. Passes the time, etc and blah.
This is what he said about each of ’em, in no particular order:
Robbie Williams: ‘That guy? He couldn’t fill a bar. He couldn’t even sell 500 tickets.’*
Oasis: Their music is so bad they ‘couldn’t fill a bar, either – and they’re full of themselves.’**
Pete Doherty: ‘We’re not familiar of anything other than his antics and the fact that he’s always in trouble – I’ve never heard a single one of his songs.’***
Davida Beckham: ‘Is he past his prime?’****
Smart comment boxout:
* Er, but he has filled stadiums. Lots of ’em.
** Ditto. As for the bad music thing – er, Bon Jovi?
*** Kinda with you on this one. One out of four ain’t bad, s’pose.
**** OoooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooh, etc. Also kinda true, however, so two out of four. Overall, C-. Must try harder.
He told all of the above to Glamour magwoizeen. Thanks for that.