Madonna and Elton end rift

Get off me, pig.

Oh phew.

OGL and Dame Elton John of Windsor and its environs but certainly not Slough have ended their rift. The one that started a couple of years ago when Elt criticised M after she won an award for live performance, with the following quip:

‘Madonna, best fucking live act? Fuck off! Since when has lip-synching been live? That’s me off her fucking Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No.’

Language. Honestly. Anyways, this is what Madonna’s publicist retorted at the time:

‘Madonna does not lip-synch nor does she spend her time trashing other artists.’

Note the lack of expletives. Fucking right, too.

So back to now, and last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards (we’ll be the judge of those, thank you), OGL and Elton gave each other a wee hug on stage after he introduced her saying, ‘This is a moment you thought you would never see.’

He did, however, manage a wee snide remark, by adding he had ‘written a grovelling apology and offered to join the Kabbalah.’

And that’s a true story.

Now let’s look at Madonna leaving said party, looking a bit squiffy:

 
What?

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6 comments to “Madonna and Elton end rift”

  1. I for one am relieved.

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  2. I’m not. We’ll have her and her twatty husband pestering us from now on….

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  3. Don’t get me started on Elton John… the day he criticised my Tampax sponsored tour still lives on with me.

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  4. Do you think Elton John smelt of pork scratchings when she hugged him?

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  5. i didn’t realise i was that drunk last night i grew a little breast under my neck. that is me isn’t it

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  6. Squiffy. Maybe she was, you know, blinking in this photo…

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