AKA Halle Berry, has been impregnated by this man…
AKA Supermodel-ette Gabriel Aubry.
Anways, there’s a wee sprog on t’way, it’s the spawn of the two of ’em, Halle is 41 years of age so expect a whole load of age-related headlines to spread like the proverbial proverbial thing, and c) and d).
This is them together:
And there’s a gushing quote here.
We’re happy for them, but we’d be happier if his penage was someone nearer our end of the table.