AKA Halle Berry, has been impregnated by this man…
AKA Supermodel-ette Gabriel Aubry.
*cums*
Anways, there’s a wee sprog on t’way, it’s the spawn of the two of ‘em, Halle is 41 years of age so expect a whole load of age-related headlines to spread like the proverbial proverbial thing, and c) and d).
This is them together:
And there’s a gushing quote here.
We’re happy for them, but we’d be happier if his penage was someone nearer our end of the table.
The end.




What a decent looking pair.
He’s hotter than her.
I can’t believe he’s 31. (He is, I checked.) He looks at least late 30s, if not 40. Admittedly, a very hot late 30s/if not 40. But 31? That makes him like, a year older than me. Though the things I do to hydrate my skin…
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