Lee Ryan. He’s not always a twat, you know.

Nicely

He may have made a bit of a monkey of himself on Hell’s Kitchen, but Lee Ryan is actually a really nice bloke. And just to prove it… (What? Are we doing his press now?)

You’ve grown up quite a bit of late (not counting, Hell’s Kitchen, natch) – we don’t see you in the tabloids running around town with your knob out anymore.
I never really did that. I’m not that bad.

Besides, there was always the story that you have a five-inch penis…
That’s big. Innit? [Laughs]

So, how big is it?
Dunno [holds hands about a foot apart]. I remember that story and it was the only one that’s ever said it, by the way. Well, I hope it is. It’s that I was pissed and couldn’t get it up.

Five inches when it’s not up is pretty good…
Well, there you go! If it ain’t big enough then she’s too big.

So, who did have the biggest knob in Blue?
Duncan. By far. He’s hung like a donkey on Viagra. We always used to get it out. We’d be in a room and say a new person walked in who we didn’t know, we’d be getting changed and to embarrass them we’d whack our pants down, just go up to them and be talking totally bollock naked. So everyone else is laughing because they’re used to it and the new person is going bright red.

And you’re still mates with Elton? He fancies you, doesn’t he?
He’s said in interviews he thinks I’m good looking but it’s a compliment. I don’t take it in any way like that. I don’t think he’s like that either. I think he sees me like a young singer and he sort of encourages that.

But you’re better behaved now than you used to be?
I try to be a bit more wary but I’m still myself. That’s what you go to a club for: to get pissed. But there’s a time and a place. I went to a Versace party and I wasn’t going to roll out of there making myself look like a mug and then Patrick Cox, who’s a good friend of mine… I’ve got total respect for the man. He’s beautiful as well… I mean inside in his heart. He’ll think, ‘Oh, great, he thinks I’m beautiful…’ [Laughs] But he’s a good friend of mine and I actually went to bed early that night.

So, have you ever had a gay experience?
Might have done.

Is that a yes then?
No. But never say never I suppose. I’m only young. I don’t mind a gay man flirting with me. I’m like, ‘Give me a couple of drinks first!’ [Laughs] No, I’m only fucking about.

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4 comments to “Lee Ryan. He’s not always a twat, you know.”

  1. He’s strangely attractive in dirty scally way….

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  2. His mum lives in Nelson Mandela Road. How quaint.

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  3. Bet he’d look lovely dressed in black tie singing Frank Sinatra. Oooo yes….

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  4. I would totally do him and five inches sounds just fine for what I’m after.

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