Noooooooooooooo! Racist slapper gets own chat show shock!

She gives good (talking) head

Danielle Lloyd, the ‘model’ who is currently dating footballers in general (no offer too small), has been offered her own chat show despite a). being a racist b). speaking with a pronounced Liverpool accent and c). making two short planks worldwide feel strangely intellectual.

While Jade Goody and Jo O’Meara nurse what is left of what was already left of their careers post-Celebrity Big Brother Racism Shock, Danielle is not only starring in a movie with Lisa Stansfield and Ricky Tomlinson (and it don’t get much bigger than that!) but has been offered her own show starting next year.

‘I’m really excited about my film,’ said Lloyd in an accent that could take your nail varnish off. ‘There isn’t a title for it yet but filming will take place in Liverpool and I’m playing a bar owner.’ Whether it’s a racist bar owner or not has yet to be revealed.

In related news she reckons she’s glad Celebrity Big Brother has been cancelled this year. ‘It does ruin your career,’ quoth she. Quite.

 

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

5 comments to “Noooooooooooooo! Racist slapper gets own chat show shock!”

  1. Oh lordy, save us from this vile vile person

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  2. How dare she be starring alongside the greatest singer of all time, Lisa Stansfield. And a fellow northerner, of course. Shame on Lisa. I’d pull out if I was her. And Ricky Tomlinson has a horrible nose.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  3. You watch your mouth, you horrible northern bastard

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  4. Is Richard Curtis the director?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  5. If only Celeb BB HAD ruined her career. Who the hell hires this woman? Oh yes, straight blokes whom like looking at tits but don’t care what they’re attached to.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment