See this skank of a pig up here? You know, dirty Pete Doherty aka the lowest of the lowest of the lowest of beings? And we use the word ‘being’ in the loosest possible sense of the word… Anyways, like we didn’t think he was enough of a – what are we calling this? – twat already, news has reached these very troubled shores of his latest caper. Involving his poor, unsuspecting pussy cat.
WHO HE FORCED TO SMOKE CRACK COCAINE!!
:-( x an awful lot.
The Sun has obtained real life pics that appear to show The Dirty Fucking Skank TM shoving a specially created crack pipe up its pretty little pussy cat mouth.
Here’s the quote, from a ‘pal’:
‘Pete thinks its hilarious to get it wasted. He even made a special miniaturised crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit. But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawel symptoms. It has lost some of its balance. It thinks it can fly. It is really distressing to see.’
Honey, do whatever the freak you want to your own feral self – preferably involving a bullet through your wasted brain – but leave the indefensible animals alone.
Dirty. Fucking. Bastard.
ps. Now this really is a matter for the police.