It’s OGL! Hooray! Coming out of London’s glittering Claridge’s avec Guy. Also hooray!
And the sex toy in question is the Purple Penetrator, which looks like this when not being carried in a see-through (why?) plastic bag by Madonna…
*washes hands using a well-known anti-bacterial soap*
Which naturally begs the question, is Guy a bottom?
Fancy your own Purple Penetrator? Then trot off to here…