Kum quat?

Eugh!

‘Britney wouldn’t make it through one audition of X Factor because she can’t sing live.’
Louis ‘I’m Irish, I am’ Walsh, off-of X Factory. Natch.

OoooooOOOOOOOoooooooh, etc. S’true, though.

*goes to buy a pint of Guinness; self-flagellates over Westlife ‘singing’ Flying Without Wings; neighbours lodge official complaint; ‘But they nailed it! They really gave 110%!’; neighbours shoo the dolly gennelman away; is crestfallen; gnawls on a potato; ends*

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6 comments to “Kum quat?”

  1. what twat writes this drivel?

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  2. Monsieur ‘what a load of tosh’. Why are YOU such a twat? Gosh, you’re so down on EVERYTHING. Bullied at school/now?

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  3. I find this a realistic re-enactment of my time with the cheeky chappy Louis. Only thing is, he did do a jig afterwards, though not very well. Doesn’t have the flexibility any more.

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  4. Now Laura, dear, take a lie down. What makes you think the tosh person is French? and we’re ALL allowed an opinion

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  5. *sobs*

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  6. Yeah, Laura, God! Actually, I’m looking for some lino. No tat, mind. Something classy. Also some net curtains. And a baguette.

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