Terrorists threaten to kill Britney and Madonna

Get off me. 

:-(

Them miscreants with unfortunate body hair issues and frankly shonky satellite technology have only gone and got the hump with Britney off-of Skank and more worryingly Our Glorious Leader. How could they? No really, HOW COULD THEY?

According to Schmoozing With Terrorists, a new book-for-reading by Aaron Klein, a gennelman by the name of Muhammad Abdel-Al said the following re. the two famouses we just mentioned:

‘If these prostitutes keep doing what they will do, we of course will punish them… We can stone them and even we can kill them.’

Ooooh, get you.

Oh but on an altogether more comforting note, those CRAZY kids are rather fond of one homophobe anti-Semite dirty God-botherer, Melanie Gibson.

Who. Knew.

ps. In with anger, out with love…

pps. These people told us about this. Thankings.

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5 comments to “Terrorists threaten to kill Britney and Madonna”

  1. Get rid of Britney by all means, but leave OGL, wontcha!

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  2. Stoning? Honestly, what year is this?

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  3. I think Britney’s been stoned enough this year, don’t you?

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  4. Oh very good Floy

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  5. ‘Prostitutes’? As if anyone would pay either of them for sex!

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