Aretha to sing with the dead!

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Honey Monster Franklin is literally poised, in a supine sort of fashion, to release an album of duets.

The people she’ll mostly be screaming singing with include Mariah Carey, Keith Richards, Mary J. Blige, Elton John and Whitney Houston. There’ll also, by the power of Grayskull some techy something or other, be duets with Frank Sinatra and Luther Vandross, both of whom are dead sort of people.

The album – her first in four years – is called Jewels in the Crown, and will be released sometime in the Autumn.

It’s true.

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6 comments to “Aretha to sing with the dead!”

  1. Look at Fatty Franklin! No really, look at her! Can’t fucking miss the lump.

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  2. She needn’t bother on my account. She lost her voice (and what was left of her figure) around 1974

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  3. I agree.

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  4. Hey y’all- at least she REALLY SINGS.

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  5. Hahahahahahahahahahaaa. Don’cha love those Eddie Murphy films where he dresses up in a fat suit! Brilliant! Oh.

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  6. That’s so true Consuela. Fatty Franklin must be his inspiration. Oh, and Mel B.

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