A) We have no idea why this picture has come out long and thin.
B) This is Anna Wintour coming out of TopShop. Arguably the most influential whatsit in fashion. Anna, that is. Or t’other one, come to think of it…
C) She really has no idea how to dress for her shape, her colouring, or her trouty face.
And c) and d).
D) Oh, the irony.