Fag Hag is having serious Facebook fatigue.
That’s it! No more! Enough is enough! Just turn around now, ’cause you’re not welcome anymore. What, I hear you say, is the reason for this sudden volte face on Facebook?
There are just too many undesirables crawling out of the woodwork now. Stop poking me with your grubby fingers, stop asking me to join your goddamn groups, and for the love of god stop winking at me. Now I know Madonna feels when forced to leave her mansion of a morn.
And please stop updating me on your bloody status every five minutes – I couldn’t care less that ‘Jason is feeling angry’ and ‘Melissa is feeling sad’. Why don’t they start posting updates that might have some useful relevance like ‘Emily is menstruating so foul temper to be expected’ or even ‘Emily is about to perform fellatio on a hot man 10 years her junior so please give her some much needed space at this time.’
Facebook can kiss my po’ white ass. We so over it.