Ronaldo: from winker to wank fodder

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Christiano Ronaldo, who, if we’re not mistaken, is a footballer (correct us if we’re wrong) likes nothing better than water sports.

You saw him coming out of the drink in photographs last week (remember: the white fabric of his underwear clung sensually to the round of his bum cheeks – oh, you do remember) and soon you can have a whole book of pictures of him, largely wearing a nice red swimsuit…

The book is called Moments and it features not only a biography of the young Portugeezer in question (along the lines of: ‘Was born, learned to play football, became famous’) but also shots of him larking about in and out of footballing atire.

It is published on 5th October in the UK and while we won’t be buying it, we will be leafing through it while waiting for friends in Borders.

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2 comments to “Ronaldo: from winker to wank fodder”

  1. He is, apparently, quite vain, but he has every right to be.

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  2. […] Jose Mourinho is stopping what he does. This makes us sad because not only is he officially the world’s only famous Portuguese person except that other football-related person and also honorary Portuguese person Maddie, but we j’adore him in the bumming way. […]

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