Which famous has a back bottom like this dot-dot-dot question mark and maybe an exclamation mark

Mmmmm, pert.

It’s this famous…!

J'adoring the Kate.

Kate Winslet, ladies ‘n’ gennels. Who we j’adore, natch. Hooray!

But for why?

Well, what it is is, a self-portrait of Kate’s very own back bottom for charitable purposes, notably the Paint4Poverty campaign which is an initiative to help relieve extreme poverty by auctioning off famouses’ very own paintings slash artworks – ‘specially commissioned AND EVERYTHING.

You can bid for them if you so wish at this place, up until 11th October, after which they’ll be administered to the most benevolent of the bidders at a fancy do in the Guildhall in London’s glittering Bath.

Now, however, let’s look at some of the other artwork-by-esteemed-types up for grabs…

– The following is by Fern ‘Sausage in a Cardigan’ Britten. Which looks like it was painted using her actual sausage fingers:
Very lush.

– This one is by Alison Goldfrapp. We don’t get it, but we don’t care, coz we loveth the Alison. Thanks.

Inneresting...

– And this one is by Fatty Tarbuck, whose dad (poor sod) is apparently Jimmy but we don’t give a fuck. Fatty Tarbuck drew some flowers. She’s still lumpen, though.

Lily whites...

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3 comments to “Which famous has a back bottom like this dot-dot-dot question mark and maybe an exclamation mark”

  1. Fatty Tarbuck’s is actually quite nice, innit.

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  2. And how long do we think Kate took to draw hers?

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  3. Fern’s a lovely, lovely woman. I think her effort is magnificent.

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