So anyways, news hath reached these dolly shores that not only is the Duchess of York – formerly off-of Royal, currently off-of Weight Watchers – is exec producing a filmic device all about her *flicks through history book, probably by Simon Schama* erm, great-great-great grandmother-in-law. Or something. Grandmother with lots of ‘great’ prefixes, anyroad. That would be Queen Victoria. A woman who was afraid of colour. Let’s look at the evidence…
Anyways #2; so not only is the lumpen Fergie-not-the-singer producing the film – The Young Victoria – but…
*insert drum roll*
…Princess Beatrice is also going to be in it. Yey! But in a non-speaking role. Boo.
As is Rupert Friend, off-of bopping Keira Knightley. He’ll be playing Prince Albert.
ps. Emily Blunt’s playing the Big V.
ppps. In honour of Emily’s being bopped by Michael Bubbles, let’s listen to/watch something by Michael Bubbles. Oh okay.