Kelly Brook to launch her (very) own smelly!

'Ello luv. 

Kelly Brook, a person whom we enjoy, is to launch her own smelling device!

Joining the likes of Kylie off-of Kylie and Kate Moss and Gwen Stefani and Jennifer Lopez and Coleen McLoughlin and VicsRub Beckham and Britney The Skank and Jade Goody and Elizabeth Taylor and Puff Daddio and Hillary Duff and Katie Price and Diana Ross (but not The Supremes)* and Condoleezza Rice**, Kelly’s smell will smell nice and appeal to 12-year-old girls.

Furry muff.

*Not necessarily true in its entirety.
**Ditto

Here’s some info cut ‘n’ pasted direct from the press release:

‘British model, actress and presenter Kelly Brook launches her first fragrance on October 17. The scent… is sweet and musky with highlights of cassis, mango, tropical fruits, orchid, creme brulee [NB. Yum!], vanilla bean, tonks and sandalwood. The bottle has a curvaceous, vintage style and classic atomiser… it will be available in Superdrug.’

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6 comments to “Kelly Brook to launch her (very) own smelly!”

  1. I LOVE Kelly Brook. She’s nice.

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  2. She looks like me in the Revlon adverts of the 90’s. Bitch!

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  3. I was better, though.

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  4. when was this picture taken? 1883?

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  5. MMMmm … been watching too much VH1 Kelly … lose the Robert Palmer look … you don’t need it … you’re already fit as fuck, just as yourself.

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  6. […] pps. Jason Statham formerly off-of Kelly Brook is here seen on his hols in Miami. Hi. […]

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