Write things down, scare children and highlight that dirty Colonel Sanders person

Write to your MP with it

Don’t you just love those nice PeTA people? They make hating horrible people so much more fun.

Take this anti-KFC pen. Not only does it have a very lovely writing tip, it also has a grisly Colonel Sanders – of KFC-infamy – bobble-head and it directs people to PeTA’s KentuckyFriedCruelty.com site, where you will learn of the evil perpetrated in the name of a healthful bucket of Popcorn Chicken, a real treat at the home of Kerry Katona, we imagine (you know, when ‘mum’ can’t be arsed to go to Iceland because she’s too busy snorting coke in the back bedroom…)

Here’s where you have to go to have the lovely Pamela Anderson tell you why they can’t even be bothered to kill them chicken properly (too much junk food makes you lazy, you know) and where you can also buy a nice pen.

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9 comments to “Write things down, scare children and highlight that dirty Colonel Sanders person”

  1. But I sometimes have enjoyment of a Zinger meal.

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  2. At my local deep fat fried chicken emporium, they deep fat fry the chicken at least three times before it enters anyones mouth. This is because it doens’t get terribly busy (we’re a respectible neigbourhood, innit) so when the ‘chicks’ go cold, they just bung ’em in the deep fat frier again. Etc. etc. etc. Yum.

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  3. Whatever. Popcorn chicken tastes good. Chicken Fillet Sandwiches taste good. Side orders of beans and coleslaw, are not so good … but you take the rough with the smooth … I appreciate the hard work those dead chickens put in, so what’s the big deal?

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  4. Yeah, Consuela, and I’m sure newborn babies cooked alive slowly in olive oil would taste good, don’t make it right, honey.

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  5. Never mind your soul, Consuela, hate to think of the state of those thighs if you’re eating this shit.

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  6. Do you think Consuela is just the pen name of Kerry Katona?

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  7. Floy — approx 25 – 30km a week on a rowing machine means my thighs are doing fine, thanks.

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  8. Bernard. I’m not interested in your Ian Huntley specialities, actually.

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  9. OooooOOOOOooooooh. I did seven minutes on the rowing machine once. Still getting me breath back now.

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