Don’t you just love those nice PeTA people? They make hating horrible people so much more fun.
Take this anti-KFC pen. Not only does it have a very lovely writing tip, it also has a grisly Colonel Sanders – of KFC-infamy – bobble-head and it directs people to PeTA’s KentuckyFriedCruelty.com site, where you will learn of the evil perpetrated in the name of a healthful bucket of Popcorn Chicken, a real treat at the home of Kerry Katona, we imagine (you know, when ‘mum’ can’t be arsed to go to Iceland because she’s too busy snorting coke in the back bedroom…)
Here’s where you have to go to have the lovely Pamela Anderson tell you why they can’t even be bothered to kill them chicken properly (too much junk food makes you lazy, you know) and where you can also buy a nice pen.