Halle Berry, who is with real life child, is craving pickles and bread.
*has to have a lie down; notices some discarded Haribo in between the sofa cushions; eats them*
It’s all true, pop-pickers, no word of a lie.
But is it a matter for the police?
Now let’s look at a semi-naked picture of the young gennelman who inseminated Halle Berry with his white wee…
*cums. And not for the first time*