You won’t EFFING believe this. It’s just CRAZY with a capital CR!

HB Pencil.

Halle Berry, who is with real life child, is craving pickles and bread.

*has to have a lie down; notices some discarded Haribo in between the sofa cushions; eats them*

It’s all true, pop-pickers, no word of a lie.

But is it a matter for the police?

Now let’s look at a semi-naked picture of the young gennelman who inseminated Halle Berry with his white wee…

The angel Gabriel. No really. That's his name. Minus 'angel'.

*cums. And not for the first time*

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6 comments to “You won’t EFFING believe this. It’s just CRAZY with a capital CR!”

  1. He’s much hotter than her.

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  2. God, she’s just like some suburban housewife. And she can’t act.

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  3. What an out-of-this-world story! Next an actress will be telling us something mad like, oh, I don’t know, how she loves juggling work with running a family and that it’s made her feel very fulfilled.

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  4. Or that having a baby put everything into perspective and now she really knows what her priorities are. This is usually said before she fucks off for a year to film in Vietnam leaving said child with a nanny who spends all day looking for lesbian porn on YouTube.

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  5. Or that now she’s a mother, she’s fulfilled and that, like, being a mum is the best role, like, everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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  6. If only I hadn’t had a ginge for a kid

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