Don’t marry ’em, f**k ’em!

The happy couple. For now. Oh how cynical. Blah.

So Kate Moss has gotten engaged to the current-fella-in-her-life, Jamie Hince. This is all v nice ‘n’ all, but we have four things to say on the matter: a) That what we said up there. The ‘Don’t marry ’em, fuck ’em’ thing. Leave the getting engaged after three seconds thing to retards like Kerry Katona.

a) That what we said up there. The ‘Don’t marry ’em, fuck ’em’ thing. Leave the getting engaged after three seconds thing to retards like Kerry Katona.b) Yeah, we get that she’s never actually been married and seemed to get engaged to Pete Doherty a gazillion times so the likelihood of actual marriage is therefore slim; add to that the fact that pals say it’s more a message to skanky Pete that it’s so, like, o-VERRRR between them but still, how old are you Kate, four and three-quarters?

And c) and d).    

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One comment to “Don’t marry ’em, f**k ’em!”

  1. She should marry him – he has a nice handbag.

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