Right, so, like, it’s dead sad the whole Maddy ‘Ou se trouve’ business and even deserves one of these…
…but c’mon, do you really take us all for retards? Riddle us this:
There they were, some common or garden itinerant Moroccan family going about their business… next minute they’re headline news all over the world when obviously there’s nothing more important going on like the PRO-DEMOCRACY UPRISING IN BURMA or something similar, and all because some fame-hungry e-Spanish lady saw a young child-with-hair on the back of a working mum off on her weekly shop and palpably in fancy dress (NB. If you’ve kidnapped a child, would you really go about in a ‘Look at MEEEEEEEE!’ outfit? We don’t think so)… Honestly, children.
And why would they bother going to the Algarve in the first place, or indeed have the wherewithal to do so? Oh and whilst we’re at it, note to the McCanns: Don’t wear linens when on telly. They crease like a bugger.
Next we’ll be seeing Maddy, all maudlin-like, in front of internationally-recognised architectural gems – a bit like this…