Kerry Katona is with child after all. ‘Miscarriage was just a Chicken Nugget I dropped in me knickers!’ quoth KK.

One K short of KKK

First she was pregnant, then she miscarried, then – after further examination withinside of her vagina – it was found there was a small human child in there after all (and a fridge freezer, some keys and that tree she cut down that the council wouldn’t take away).

And there’s a quote from Max Clifford and everything! 

‘After further examination (they sent some pot-holers in) it has been revealed that Kerry Katona is still pregnant,’ says he. ‘Kerry went back into hospital for a medical procedure last night (we’re saying nothing). However, a blood test revealed surprising results – her pregnancy hormones had gone up not down.’

She then got carted off for a scan and there was found to be the heart-beat of a human being inside her. Obviously not her own, it was deduced that there might be a passing homeless in there or even a baby. Turned out it was a baby.

She and Mark are said to be ‘ecstatic’. So he’s still up to his old tricks.

Here follows an artist’s impression of Kerry Katona’s vagina.

Crimewatch reconstruction
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11 comments to “Kerry Katona is with child after all. ‘Miscarriage was just a Chicken Nugget I dropped in me knickers!’ quoth KK.”

  1. What a truly horrible vagina she has ‘n’ all.

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  2. Oh, I’m glad someone’s not taking all this obvious press-ready, ‘where’s me cheque?’ bullshit seriously. Silly tart.

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  3. How fucking stupid does she think we are???

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  4. When will Kerry Cackletoes stop popping them out? We might not have enough batter to feed them!!!

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  5. I love a drumstick.

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  6. I’m currently enjoying those boneless buckets you can get from KFC. Obviously they’ve never been near a chicken in their lives, but they do taste ever so good of E numbers and chemicals and dead dog and fecal matter.

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  7. YOU ARE ALL SO SICK ITS UNREAL GET A LIFE YOU SAD SAD WASTERS !!!

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  8. Is that you, Kerry?

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  9. […] The coke whore, who has previously lost a baby then found it again, has also said that reports of her having four drinks while out one night were rubbish. She just had two. […]

  10. only thing she is good for is her face down and ass up put a pillow over her head well she is face down in case she turns to look at ya

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  11. […] Kerry Katona off-of Iceland discovered the miscarriage she thought she’d had was something crispy and deep-fried-looking she’d found in her pants. And she was pregnant. But she’s such a liar anyway. […]

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