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Owen and Jessica, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I. etc…

Blond and Blonder...

Owen Wilson off-of suicide attempt and Jessica Simpson off-of something else, are apparently bopping each other.

The couple was spotted having a nice meal at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica, after which they retired to Owen’s Malibu gaff. Honestly, children watch this show!

There’s a quote and everything: (more…)

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Mum says it’s just MAGICAL!

So pretty.

So, like, uber-picture-taker Annie Leibovitz has taken a few more snappy-snaps of famouses to add to the ones she’s already taken for the ongoing Disney Dreams series. What that? It’s a bunch of photos of famouses in well-known Disney poses in order to entice people to spend their fag money (American readers take note – by ‘fag’ we mean cigarette. Or maybe we do mean fag) on trips to Disneyland and the like.

That one up there is Rachel Weisz (j’adore how much?) as Snow White . Awww. After the jump you’ll also find everyone’s surrogate momma, Julie Andrews, as the Blue Fairy from Pinnochio and Roger Federer as King ‘We’ll be the judge of that’ Arthur.

ps. Extra points for those who get the reference in the title. Oooh, fun. (more…)

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‘Ooh, is it 4 o’clock of an afternoon on Hallowe’en and we’ve still not had a sing-song?’

Oaty treats

It’s true. And today, pop-pickers plural, we’ll mostly be sing-songing along to Hall and Oates and ‘I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)’. Pourqoui you may well ask… Well, Hall and Oates has the word ‘hall’ in it, as does Hallowe’en. Gawwwwwd, keep up. Moving pictures and everything after Jumpy… (more…)

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Is this Banksy? Is it? IS IT?

Art GCSE project

Some people think this may be Banksy, of worth-a-helluva-lot street art fame. You know, caught in the act, doing one of his nice urban doodles. Looks quite back-bottom boppable, side-on, n’est ce pas? Strong thighs. The painting he’s ‘parently been caught in the act doing is this one: (more…)

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Celebrity Cock Watch – which famous has visible knob-age like this…?

Hello.

It’s this famous, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen… (more…)

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Hollywood remake #9278348230976 – Grease

Oh dear.

No. Really. Michelle Pfeiffer says so: (more…)

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Before/After, Before/After, etc.

Extreme Makeover

Look at America Ferrara magically looking slightly different to the way she looks in Ugly Betty, in the new ish of UK Marie Claire. Amazing what removing red glasses and braces and switching camera to black ‘n’ white mode can do. S’nice.

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THIRD excitement Stenders news in as many days…! BBC, you’re out of control!

Apples, pears?

This time, Soap fans, it’ll be Kate Moss and Sadie Frost doing a turn in Albert Square. Crikey.

The pair will ‘parently appear as market stall owners (non-speaking, mind. Aren’t they all?) in the episode that sees Bianca‘s return come, ooh, March next year.

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