Here is a picture of Mariah Carey – who, don’t get us wrong, we love! – in the current issue of American Glamour. And can we just talk?
This is a woman of 37. She could conceivably be a grandmother and yet here she is amidst her extensive Hello Kitty collection in her own luxury Manhattan apartment, that should be filled with vodka martinis with a twist, maybe some eligible bachelors and a stash of hard-core hooligan porn by Triga…
What with Kylie singing songs like she was a particularly slow learner in Year 4 at the age of almost 40 and Samanda constantly giggling like someone’s wet their panties at the back of the school bus (and before you start saying they’re only 19, this whole ‘I want to be a fairy’ thing is 5-year-old behaviour. If a 13-year-old did it, you’d be concerned), we’re starting to worry that there’s a wave of retardedness breaking out among grown women.
Even Naomi Campbell, who invented the term for her *snigger* album, at least acts like a grown-up. OK, a fairly unpleasant grown-up but a grown-up none the less.
Speaking of whom, is this her singing?