Them friggin’ false eyelashes are at it again! :-(

Get the London look. Oh, okay then...

Who would’ve thunk it – mere days/weeks/months after the Penelope Cruz falsh-eyelashes-in-her-L’Oreal-mascara-advert scandal, and t’seems Kate Moss’s googlies are at is aussi.

Whaddaya talk! Well, Kate’s ‘Get The London Look’ Rimmel ad’s now been banned in the UK after said Kate was accused of wearing fake eyelashes in said commercial.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The British Advertising Standards Authority has ruled the ad ‘misleading’ because the company behind the promo can’t disprove allegations that Mossy’s wearing falsies.

But is it a matter for the police?

*turns on telly; sees Andie MacDowell/Eva Longoria/Davina McCall/et al extolling the virtues of home-dye kits; is utterly convinced said starlets colour their hair using a £4.89 concoction found in Superdrug; rushes out to nearest stockist to buy one; picks up some Benefiber whilst there, preferable as it is to eating actual fruit and veg; notices in corner of eye fake-tan counter and thinks, ‘Well, if it gives supermodel Laetitia Casta that colour, it’s bound to do the same for me’; Mum calls up out of the blue to break the news that Santa, in fact, isn’t real; is crestfallen*

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5 comments to “Them friggin’ false eyelashes are at it again! :-(”

  1. Oh for fuck’s sake – like you quite rightly point out (in admittedly a v surreal way!), like we’re meant to believe all these celebrities actually look like that coz they use the products they’re trying to sell! Practically every ad should be banned, then!

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  2. Oh God, here’s me thinking Jane Fonda actually looks like that coz she uses L’Oreal Age Re-Perfect Pro-Calcium Cream. Damn.

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  3. What, and isn’t that Jane Fonda’s apartment in the advert? Or her very own brown silk pyjamas??

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  4. Yeah, but everything I say is true. It’s true.

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  5. her eyes look like they’re closing under all that weight

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