This is why you should never employ your friends to do jobs they’re not really good enough for.

So contemporary

See this lady. It is Kylie Minogue.

And yes, the picture was taken recently, despite looking like a shot of your mum that time she went to the Dinner Ladies’ Social Club Dinner ‘n’ Dance and, ooh, she did look nice in her gold shoes and that dress she got from Marksies.

The reason for the naffness of this shot – and others in this month’s Glamour magazine – is, we feel, that they let Kylie’s ‘gay husband’ William Baker do the pictures. That’s what happens when a magazine reeeeally wants to get that interview.

As for the interview itself, well, what do you think she said…

1. How I would love to get married one day.

2. How I would love to have children one day.

3. How beauty truly comes from within.

4. How illness changed me as a person.

5. How I want to keep working on finding harmony in my life and in my work.

You see! Now you don’t have to buy it.

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3 comments to “This is why you should never employ your friends to do jobs they’re not really good enough for.”

  1. What a load of shit Kylie is. Honestly. I think we’ve said it all before, but pointless human being. And as for those pics… yes, rubbish.

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  2. It looks like she’s just done a trump. Yes, I’m Northern.

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  3. Another fascinating insight into the life ‘n’ times of Kylie.

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