And tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be Alison Goldfrapp. Only not half as good.

Shush now. 

See Kylie off-of Kylie ‘singing’ that muchos anticipated first ‘comeback’ single after la jump. But before we do, some smart comments from the audience:

– ‘Just as Goldrapp moves on, Kylie slips in as always.’

– ‘I find more enjoyment listening to the spin cycle on my washing machine.’

– ‘Even Jo Elvin couldn’t muster up much excitement whilst talking about Glamour’s interview with her on GMTV this morning, and she’s trying to shift magazines.’

– ‘She has nice hair.’

– ‘Oh I like it!’

Now for the moving pictures AND EVERYTHING. Hurrah…

 

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20 comments to “And tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be Alison Goldfrapp. Only not half as good.”

  1. For fuck’s sake, she’s even wearing Louboutins. Next time, luv, steal an original imagination.

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  2. Clueless as ever. What a rip off!

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  3. 100% derivative. And inevitabtly most ‘new’ things these days are, but wouldn’t mind if there was some talent to go along with it.

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  4. Simmer down and have a wank you twats. That pisses all over anything Madonna has done in the past decade.

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  5. Er, no. What a silly thing to say, GuyRitchie. Go away and think about what you just said….

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  6. Oh you people, at least Madonna did the Goldfrapp thing when it was cool to do the Goldfrapp thing. This is just embarrassing. Poor Brave Kylie.

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  7. JUST SHUT UP THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!! I can’t take this anymore. I put my heart and soul into this, you fuckheads!!
    Oh okay, someone else put their heart and soul into this, I just popped into the studio with my Skinny Latte to watch ’em put the finishing touches to my voice. They’re very clever these people, you know.

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  8. la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la laaaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaa laaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaa.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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  9. It’s alright. Not bad or anything, just not that good. Average in every way.

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  10. Must say, can’t get the friggin’ thing out of my head. No pun intended.

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  11. This is fucking lazy !!

    Point A ……i heard the original about 2 years ago and the only thing that’s changed is Kylie’s lead vocal, she can’t even be bothered to do a few backing vocals. shameful.

    B … is she drunk in the video?

    C … you can see in her face that not even she believes in it.

    and D and E. x

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  12. I really like it!!

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  13. Yawn………How many times do you sad old queens have to rant on about Kylie ripping off Madonna……Kylie ripping off this…….Kylie ripping off that……funny thing is you’ve all got ya tit’s out down the local gay disco at the weekend prancing about to one of her tracks. Otherwise you’re locked up in ya council getto, dressed in ya sportsworld clobber, convincing yaself of whats cool or not, just so you can preach on here!
    Yeah not the best track and yeah it harks of other artists but don’t everything these days? Chill people!

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  14. Calm down, calm down. Think they’re just making the point that at least Madonna comes up with her own vibe.

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  15. What like she invented ‘Vogueing’?

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  16. Love the ‘sad old queens’ comment. Do you think ‘bored’ goes onto r’n’b sites and talks about ‘sad old niggers’?

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  17. Marvellous point, well done!! Typical, someone doesn’t agree with something so they have to stoop to the lowest form of insulting.

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  18. ps. Where’s English Teacher these days? He could have a field day with ‘Bored’.

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  19. “Chill people” — Oh Bored, you’re as out of date as Kylie herself!

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  20. is that my hair? :-)
    I like the song though. Who’s Goldfrapp? 99% of the world probably doesn’t know either. Same as almost 99% of the world didn’t know what “Vogueing” was before Ms Ciccone made it famous.

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