Dirty homophobe and wrecker of Whitney, Bobby Brown, has had a heart attack.
*lets off party poppers; snorts poppers; has such fun*
Bobby felt chest pains on Tuesday arvo and was immediately rushed to hos-pi-tal in London’s glittering somewhere-in-the-US.
‘Parently, Lady Bobsicle was SOOOO fwikened that he recorded a video message for his family in case he didn’t make it.
‘He’s recovering nicely,’ said his spokesperson (poor sod) Phaedra Parks.