See this comic book hero based on our own, our very own, Rupert Everett?

A hard night a Chariots Roman Spa

His name is Dylan Dog and the good news is, they’re about to make a film out of it! Hooray, etc.!

The bad news, however (and there’s always ‘the bad news’) is that Rupert will not be playing the penniless nightmare investigator who lives in a scruffy flat in London. Oh, no.

But the bad news is not all bad news. As the person playing him will be the following person…

Nicely

His name is Brandon Routh, he played Superman in Superman Returns and, rumour had it *pats hair in a Mae West fashion, clutches pearls, looks around to make sure no one’s earwigging* that his bulge was so big in that costume that they had to airbrush it out. Oh, yes!

Now we just need to come up with a plotline where Dylan Dog does most of his nightmare investigations in a bikini brief…

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2 comments to “See this comic book hero based on our own, our very own, Rupert Everett?”

  1. How funny!

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  2. I think I would prefer the Brandon person in it, much as I love a Rupe.

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