‘Oh, like, bollocks, is it way gone 4 o’clock already in that it’s gone 6 o’clock and we’ve still not had a sing song?’

Mazza.

Why yes. And today, popsicle-pickers, we’ll mostly be sing-songing along to Mariah Scary’s ‘We Belong Together’. For why? ‘Cause ’tis nice. Ps. Tommy Mottola? Gutted.

*someone whispers in ear*

Ooh, newsy angle to the above. ‘Parently, Mariah’s next single will be released as a keyring. Yes, a keyring. Or keyfob, depending how old you are. What will happen, right, is that the key*fill blank accordingly* – which will be a pink heart. Natch – will be attached to a USB port that one can then pop into their computerla and thus ‘n’ therefore play the tune. Us either…

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2 comments to “‘Oh, like, bollocks, is it way gone 4 o’clock already in that it’s gone 6 o’clock and we’ve still not had a sing song?’”

  1. Laaa laaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Nice. Thank you kindly.

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  2. Yeah, Tommy Mottola, one of the most powerful, richest men in the music industry MUST be gutted now that he’s with a new girlfriend who is not mental. Plus, I’m surprised you’re dissing him, when he’s the one who signed your beloved Mika in the USA.

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