Karen Krizanovich – An American Bitch in London (though presently abroad)

Hokey Dokey!

America gets ALL the good news that us Brits do not. For those of us with ‘entertainment issues’, a single glance at the supermarket magazine rack keeps me in touch. I mean, everybody’s seen that picture of Britney where she looks like a sow – yes, THAT ONE which is keeping me awake at night. But if you’re worried about Britney, take a look at the current cover of Worried Woman Monthly which shows the Spears/Madonna/whore smiling and looking photoshoptastic alongside the headline ‘She Doesn’t Want Her Boys Back’.

For those of us worried about Diana, the tagline ‘Diana Death Car Driver Shot in Head’ certainly made me feel better (so it was a conspiracy, but it involved a gun).

While ‘Botox at 23’ didn’t make me ban an eye (so what? Maybe she needs it, old crease-face), the headline which really excited me was ‘Lose 85lbs by Christmas’. Inside the magazine was a finger…

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

More dolly #content:

4 comments to “Karen Krizanovich – An American Bitch in London (though presently abroad)”

  1. I love the idea of a finger as the gift with purchase…!!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  2. Reading ‘Diana Death Car Driver Shot in Head’ made ME feel better too! :D

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  3. P.S. EMOTICONS?!?!?!11 FTW?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
  4. Fucking sort it out. Writing about magazine covers is not interesting. BRING BACK FAG HAG.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Leave a comment