Whilst it may be a truism for all ‘n’ sundry, Kylie off-of Kylie really ought to have sent someone ahead to check the lighting situation before embarking on the latest press gathering for her latest money-making extravaganza also going by the name of ‘Kylie flogs teddy bear jewellery in e-Spain for 1million cash euros’.
Kylie off-of Kylie has decided that flogging nick ‘n’ nack ‘n’ bric ‘n’ brac that resembles teddies is a good thing, especially if it is done in e-Spain and no one gets to know about it. Oh.
What follows, right, are more pics of said Kylie – currently residing in someone’s back pocket whilst her Chelsea thimble undergoes vital repairs – having a gay ole time fulfilling her contractual duties:
Ooh, more bumf if you’re innerested. Kylie will be the face of Tous jewellery for three (count ’em!) years. Tous chose Kylie ’cause, and-we-quote, ‘she’s a very strong woman; a survivor who has been through a lot, and someone women can relate to’. We’ll be the judge of that, etc.