Every little helps, ‘specially when it’s £5billion.
Oh no sorry, typo. £5million. Which is what them Spicies are going to get for flogging Tesco’s wares.
‘Cause, popsicle-pickers, Tesco are poised – that’s, poised – to sponsor that tour of theirs. In return, Mels B and C, VicsRub, Emma la Baby Bunting and Gerri-mandering will appear in two pre-Santymas adverts for said supermarche.
‘Citing, isn’t it.