Kylie to get statue in London’s glittering Soho?

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Plans are afoot to erect (they said erect…) a statue of Kylie off-of Kylie on London’s glittering Old Compton Street.

Who shouted, ‘They don’t need a statue – she’s lifeless as it is!’ at the back? Wash your mouth out.

Anways, the Daily Star reports with typically homophobic razzmatazz how, and-we-quote, ‘Kylie’s loyal team of homosexuals have applied for planning permission to have a statue of the pocket-sized Aussie erected above the pink road. Our man with the fluffy chisel said: “We’re having our very own little goddess of love, in the form of Kylie.”‘

They missed the point that they’ll probably be doing high-kicks to the score of Gypsy during the erecting ceremony before limp-wristedly skipping down the road towards the local Chariot’s Roman Spa for some back-bottom bumming.

Oh, gay = fun.

Now let’s look at an artist’s impression of Kylie’s ‘mo statue:

Hello dolly.

The Star est here on the interdolly. Probably smells of dirty Frey Bentos steak and kidney pies and three-week-old old-man sweat, mind.

 

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8 comments to “Kylie to get statue in London’s glittering Soho?”

  1. You’re twisted man!

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  2. I like my new statue. It’s hot.

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  3. This is a story fed to The Star by Kylie’s ‘people’. Of course they would love for this to happen, but it won’t.

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  4. I don’t care if she has not done much (if at all) in bringing gay awareness to the general public through her work. and her perceived sexuality is always mainly aimed at hetero men. she’s cute, she’s a victim. she’s gay icon. of course. oh well..

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  5. Can Kylie just die now, please??

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  6. If that goes ahead I’m going to try and block it at every step. What the fuck has she ever done for gay men apart from take their money off them. Never did a Gay Pride, never did anything for gay charities, only did G-A-Y ’cause she picked up £15,000 for miming to three songs. She can fuck right off.

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  7. Slightly concerned about Shallow gay man saying ‘she’s cute, she’s a victim, she’s a gay icon.’ Is that what it takes in 2007 then? Being a ‘victim’? And a victim of what exactly? Grow up.

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  8. A victim of non-concealable plastic surgery?

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